January 2012
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prettycoolblackguy asked: Do you like jazz?
14 year old girls: *posts status about opinion on something offensive*
Me: I don't agree with that, so I'm going to calmly list facts and statistics to share my point of view and not attack you in any way.
14 year old girls: B3TH I WUZ RAISED NOT 2 CARE WUT NO1 THINK OR SAYZ BOUT ME I DONT GIVA FUCK MY HATERZ MAK ME FAMOUS IF U THINK I CARE THEN U R SADDLY MISTAKEN U CANT FIND NO1 OUT THERE CUZ IMA ORIGINAL N FUCK U. GO SUK A FAT 1 U STUPID MOTHAFUKA ALL THESE DOUCHEBAGS ON MA DICK. IM DA BADDEST BITCH. GOT JESUS ON MA NECKLACE
Anonymous asked: How are you?
Anonymous asked: Why is Jamie so awesome?
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite day of the week?
Anonymous asked: What is your favorite type of nut?
Everyone, go to my ask box and ask me crazy shit.
THE BABIES WILL HELP ANSWER. JAMIE IS HERE TOO.
A one year old, a two year old, and a three year...
So. Many. Babies.
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LOL Jamie thinks she isn't photogenic.
LOL.
December 2011
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Kaitlin Cole is stroking my legs and talking about...
I am so confused.
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“Your mom smells.” “Dude, what does my mom smell like?” “Dude, I dunno. Patchouli and weed?”
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“Refusing to accept [that fat chicks are gross] is hard fucking work. And being...”
– Kate Harding, from “How Do You Fuck a Fat Woman?” in Yes Means Yes!: Visions of Female Sexual Power & a World Without Rape (via khaleesi)
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i am to spend tomorrow alone
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onspacehardware replied to your post
I notice them.
no one who spends days with me does…
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hanging out with more than one person is a overload and then i end up ignored
i want to go upstairs
but oh yeah
this is my house
fuck
i feel bad
sad sad sad sad sad
Anonymous asked: What I think of you in an honest manner. You are complicated and a little hard to deal with. It is hard to get to know you because you are leery to let anyone new into your life. You are beautiful in a way you can not see. Not just outside but inside. You just will not give anyone the chance to be your friend unless they already are in your inner circle.
Dear BitTorrent,
I fucking hate you. Please let me access the fucking shit I downloaded. Or at least access the fucking folder instead of hiding on my computer. Fuck you.
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My dad has Incesticide and Nevermind in his cd...
Making mixtapes is fuuuuun.
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the-madame:
When boys are nice to me, I get confused. It feels like they’re going against nature.
my phone is on. if you have my number, utilizing it is nice. i am going to log off and maybe stare at the wall for a couple hours.
I can’t help but to think that you see me as a girl when you call me by certain pet names and it kills me knowing that, being like this. And I am pretty sure that is what is making me ill.
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If I clean while someone else is here, I do...
And get rid of things at the same time.
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Bold the bands you know!
a loss for words abandon kansas the academy is… action item against me! aiden alice in chains alkaline trio all left out all time low the almost american diary armor for sleep asteria atreyu attack! attack! the audition august burns red augustana avenged sevenfold backseat goodbye beastie boys better luck next time bloc party bright eyes bring me the horizon the cab...
i still punish myself you know.
Someone
nomorenowhere:
hottestshit-haxxorbitch:
Go make a video game with a female protagonist like Lisbeth Salander
GOD I CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHAT I WANT MORE
TO BE HER
OR HAVE SEX WITH HER
…I dunno, I wouldn’t want to be someone with a fucked up history of sexual, emotional, and physical abuse if I could help it.
I agree with Alexa.
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Dear future housemates,
I am sorry for all of the shit you will have to go through with me. However, I will cook for you. And probably make you things. And share my books, music, and clothing. I give you my love in abundance though, Love, Patrick.
